We'll resume our regularly scheduled weblog after a short public service announcement:

BEWARE THE DANGERS OF DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE (DHMO)

Some dangers associated with DHMO:

• Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
• Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns
• Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino effect.
• Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage

Some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide:

• in nuclear power plants
• in abortion clinics
• by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches
• historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran
• in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China for various forms of torture

Please take a moment out of your busy day to spread the word about the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide in the hope that someday convince the governments of the world to outlaw this killer substance. Thank you