Yea, Though I Walk Through the Valley of the Shadow of Bill:

Linus is my shepard; I shall not want.

He free-eth me from Microsoft; he leadeth me towards an open land.

He restoreth my self respect; he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for the sake of open-ness.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of bill, I will fear no evil: for thou art with; thy source and thy cvs they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the house of bill: thou annointest my head with Samba; my source floweth over.

Surely openness and source shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Source forever