So, Aaron Swartz did something so cool that I couldn't resist copying it. He set up a page where you can input text and his computer will speak it.

Here is where you can make my Mac talk to me. As the title implies, only use it to wake me up if you want to suffer the consiquences :)

[update] I added a "Speak to Me" entry on my sidebar on the front of this blog so people can quickly talk to me. [/update]